May 2013
Tumblr app: I'm done loading
Me: but what about all these blank pictures and gifs
Tumblr app: did I fucking stutter
3 tags
ju-ke:
i’m tasteless but so is water and we all need that
Watchiloveyoulikekanyeloveskanye:
This video changed my life
Anonymous asked: post a picture of yourself!
Things I Never Learned In High School
How to do taxes
What taxes are
How to vote
What political parties are
How to write a resume/cover letter/anything related to getting a job
How to write a check/balance a check book
Anything to do with banking
How to do loans for college
How to jump start a car or other basic emergency things
How to buy a car or house
but I’m so glad I know the fucking pythagorean theorem
thank you
did u sit in sugar cause u got a sweet ass
I’m the type of person who looks at the menu for five minutes but ends up ordering the same exact thing every time
selfdoubtandsyphilis:
dankestrnemes:
do animals think in english or in the sounds they make
this is what yahoo paid $1.1 billion for
kenfucky:
opening the fridge for the first time after someone went grocery shopping
“There will be days when you want to just throw in the towel and give up. There...”
– excerpt from “letter to my future daughter” by esperanza friel (via byrdseed)
unclefather:
i used a love calculator on the internet and it says we’re not compatible….. i think we should break up…..
